To brighten your day....

"I'll be the mailman, you be the tiger." - Kaylee

"What game is that?" - Mommy

"Mailman, Tiger game" - Kaylee

"Oh." - Mommy

"Chase's Daddy makes beer, it's Strawberry Beer and it is yummy!" (Chase is an imaginary friend)

"Can you verify?" (Mommy/Daddy's work language)

"When Aunt Issa comes over, you & Daddy go on date?" - Kaylee

"No, we stay here as a family. Do you want to play Candyland together?" - Mommy

"Only girls with blonde hair play Candyland. Only Me, Issa, & Madison." - Kaylee

Mommy busts out laughing.

"Don't text anyone that." - Kaylee

"You & Madison will go to San Antonio to stay with Papa & Tutu." - Daddy

"But how will I get back to Austin? I can't drive." - Kaylee

"Will you text Papa & Tutu to come over?" - Kaylee

"Do you want me to back celery & peanut butter in your lunch?" - Daddy

"Yes." - Kaylee

"Blueberries?" - Daddy

"Yes." - Kaylee

"Ok." - Daddy

"It's going to be AWESOME!" - Kaylee