From the words of a 3 Year Old

"I have allergies. I'm allergic to school."

"When your head gets tired, you got to go to sleep"

"Mommy, I can't get dressed because the monster will see me naked."

"How did Madison get inside and outside of your tummy?" "The Doctor probably used a napkin."

Sees a picture of a Beaver. "Beaver? Justin Beaver, Justin Bieber?" Starts singing Justin Bieber's "Baby".

People sitting on a bench. "Why are the people sitting there? They probably don't have a home. We need to help them."